June 2009
36 posts
Hit me on twitter by mr fab
Goodbye CA, I miss you already.
Last day in b town, blue skies, mid 60s, slight breeze, and the smell of upper middle class quisine. Just another shitty day in paradise.
Tired of luxury as distraction, This isn’t progress, but it has positive byproducts. Any suggestions for avoiding existential crises?
Dammit sanfran, why can’t I stay with you? you put chicity to shame in the summer time (not mentioning the winter and spring as well).
Santa cruz: neighbor beer, boardwalk local/cheap night, faint, magnum air gun, happy bday daniel danger, beach, nudy cutties, zacharies…
…bus to sj, caltrain to sf, muni to sister, perhaps to cocktails at the academy of sciences? thanks to matt, love to cruzers, rip mj
…cookies, rolls, motown, outdoor hippie/iphone video, electrodance, too much vodka, curving bullets, sleep, yack, coffee, yack, yan flower
um. so i’m watching the obama press conference. he speaks english, clearly. remember that other guy? we probs would have invaded iran by now
RT sashafrerejones:Twitter looks like the Paris Hilton sex tape.
Sup bay? Trying to kick it in the woods/float down a river/tan on the beach/ride the giant dipper?
Sactown is very calm all the time, even when the seiu is protesting and people are about. Time to see granny. Hi granny!
So I was looking at the slot I was at and it said bet 3 so I did and I won 15. Cool. I’m still losing it all.
Started mad at fat American’s, pissed about my layover, and with six dollars. Leaving with 70 bucks and a sandwich.
20 more. I’m awesome
I’m sorry to spam but i’m beginning to think this shit is rigged in my favor. 40 more…
I think I just won 5 dollars playing slots in the Vegas airport, I think.
Fuck you chicago, airplanes rule
Peter sagal just told us to twitter this wait wait don’t tell me in millennium park. Front row seats!
Go away left eye twitch. Stupid finals, stupid all nighter, stupid add speed.
Mr. Walkway, Mr. Walk down me i’m the walkway, lead me to the building, fuck you. 5 6 4 3, yeah right. Here’s some stupid bitch.
beats.in.space.
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Chi city: check out kumas corner
Poker success, now I wish didn’t have these damn flippy floppies on. Floor is going to be sticky.
brilliant
me: hummus hut
ofurhe: a place called...beverly hills
me: i just bought some of those sweet 16 mm shipping boxes
i'm going to turn them into hipster bags and make bank
ofurhe: you and your hipster ideas
me: whatever, when i get hood rich off of that shit you'll be begging me to stay in my posse
and i'll be all like "uh i don't know"
"only if you where those metal glasses"
and you'll be like "fuck you jesse you shit head"
and i'll be all like, "whatever, you see this bank"
ofurhe: you'll make me beg to stay with you?
i thought we were tight dude
me: yeah thats right
ofurhe: also, you need to learn the difference between where and wear
me: yeah, but once i'm hipster hood rich i will only hang out with people who wear non prescription glasses
there is a difference
ofurhe: that's true
me: crazy, you just blew my mind
ofurhe: i'll haave to get contacts and wear glasses with no lenses
me: yeah, then you could hang out
Bushwick is like bisquick on my auto text. Also @rmr holly shit, you just made me think about the reputation of bushwuck.
Seniors are finished today, i’m partially madified I did nyc. Wait no, that’s not true. I just want to be done.
“I got a car full of girls and its going swell” - thank you Nate Dogg for that previously unnoticed gem.
Tweeterers on the left coast should tune in to conangeles at 11:50
I found an Ariya