February 2009
32 posts
“immabeeriitebaack”
“what’s, funny, i’m sure I didn’t say that in venezuelan.”
“Look at these deadlocks. Perfect for fishing with, yo let’s go camping”
“still top of the food chain, yeah fuck you lions”
“Its like Dutch, i’m told it makes sense but I have of my doubts.” John Oliver
“i’m going to take a nap because jail is not a good place to sleep.”
Watchsuch beautiful music.
At work, testing out these new usb pillows. It isn’t napping, i’m just testing out the ports.
The previous message was brought to you by rmr, the bored bartender.
WatchDavid Lee Roth
oh wow, dumbness consumes my life.
Watchhappy valentines day/friday the 13th
tomorrow is suicide prevention day (“college winter break”). i need a beer and a spleeze, stat.
tweet tweet tweet
i encourage people to use twitter. not the way that those other people use it. they are a bunch of assholes. holler @jiffles.
pogue says do it. he’s an asshole too.
Dr black injects whores with white devil serum. Mr Hyde hasn’t made an appearance?
the dude walks to the bar, the dude talks to the... →
“you’re not talking language anymore”
Men in tights, both physically and mentally
YES! →
embedding is being stupid, but this video is so good.
“her nose looks like a rutabaga”
“I like squares, but I think I like fags even more”
the end
“In this situation parody finds itself without a vocation; it has lived, and that strange new thing pastiche slowly comes to take its place. Pastiche is, like parody, the imitation of a peculiar or unique, idiosyncratic style, the wearing of a linguistic mask, speech in a dead language. But it is a neutral practice of such mimicry, without any of parody’s ulterior motives,...
Naner-puses are awesome. In related news: free Denny’s on Tuesday. Thank you super bowl commercial.